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  • Different Strokes

    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

    Blood plasma.

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    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

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    Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

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    You burn more calories sleeping

    than you do watching television.

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    Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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    The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

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    The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

    from each salad served in first-class.

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    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)

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    Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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    Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

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    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
    So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '

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    Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

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    PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

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    The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

    but, not downstairs.

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    A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6)feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

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    Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal'.The second ?
    William Jefferson Clinton (SURPRISED!?)

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    And the best for last.....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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    recd as a fwd email

  • Worth only $20 ?

    A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

    " Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. You see, my backyard backs up to the parking lot of 'Lambeau Field'. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."

    from fwd circuit

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