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  • TYPOs

    If you are not one of those who sends the self typed emails without proof reading or not very good at typing....hmmm...or you request the other person to type the email for you...better be careful.

    1. In B. ED

    A daughter sent an email to her father on passing her B. Ed.  exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED"

    2. Who is here?

    A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent an email to his wife "I wish you were here."

    The message  received by the wife was "I  wish you were her"

    3.Top and Bottom

    A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a  party.

    So  he  ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake.

    He thought for a moment and said, put "Getting older but you are getting better".

    The salesman asked "How do you want me to put it?"

    The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "But you are getting better" at the bottom.'

    When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.

    It reads "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"


    Moral of the Story:

    1.  Double proof read everything before you send.
    2.  Don't trust others to write it right for you.
    3.  Don't order cakes by telephone.

    recd as fwd email

  • best salesman

    A keen immigrant Indian Marwadi lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.

    The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."

    The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman. "Only one sale?" blurted the boss.. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way "How much was the sale worth?" "300534.00 pounds" said the young Marwadi.

    "What.....how did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

    "Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

    I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about 100 Pounds worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

    The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"

    "No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Sir, Your weekend is screwed anyway, you might as well go fishing."

    Boss - "You sit in my chair.......".

    [recd as a fwd email]

    JP adds - And all those guys who do not have to buy SNs due to MENO..NO..NO problems might as well go for permanent fishing....as in any case their lives are screwed up on a 24*365 basis

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