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Costly EGO From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(7 days old)
How our inner Ego sometimes misjudges a PERSON A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband, dressed in a home-spun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University Preside… more
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Side Effects of Alcohol and it's Remedies From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(7 days old)
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle…you’re pouring the drink on your feet. Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward. 2. Symptom: Th… more
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Costly...... From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(7 days old)
A little old is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!" she replies,… more
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Husbands are husbands From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(7 days old)
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: ' Nothing' Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration dat… more
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TYPOs From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(38 days old)
If you are not one of those who sends the self typed emails without proof reading or not very good at typing....hmmm...or you request the other person to type the email for you...better be careful. 1.… more
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best salesman From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(49 days old)
A keen immigrant Indian Marwadi lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The bo… more
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Costly EGO From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(57 days old)
A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband, dressed in a home-spun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a … more
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Different Strokes From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(309 days old)
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. ************************************************************************ No piece of paper can be folded in half mo… more
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Worth only $20 ? From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(309 days old)
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it on… more
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Heart Attacks and Drinking Warm Water From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(319 days old)
Recd as a fwd email from a friend This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their m… more
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Some more FWD jokes From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(319 days old)
BRA....GA Jewish man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy¹s in New York.He tells the saleslady, 'I would like a Jewish bra for my wife size, 34B.'With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, 'Wh… more
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Brain Teasers From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(327 days old)
This is a REAL neurological test. Be seated comfortably and feel calm... 1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO… more
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India....Awake and Arise...before it is too late From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(353 days old)
Read this article with some 'deadly' photos here INDIA, my beloved country…. Let us shake out of this deep slumber. What happened in Bombay on 26/27/28 November 2008 can happen any where in our… more
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Words of wisdom from a Comedian From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(393 days old)
A Message by George Carlin, comedian of 70s & 80sThe paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways but narrower vie… more
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Click the link to get.......Zeeeeebra From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(397 days old)
courtesy :www.mnartists.org/… more
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Significance of 108 From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(398 days old)
[Taken verbatum from mailerindia.com was sent to me as a forwarded email by a friend] The Indian Subcontinent rosary or set of mantra counting has 108 beads. 108 has been a sacred number in the Ind… more
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The Mayonnaise Jar and two Beers From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(403 days old)
[When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the Mayonnaise jar and the two Beers - from the fwd email circuit]. A professor stood befor… more
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For those who are 50+ From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(424 days old)
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who areinterested in them? A: Try a bookstore under "Fiction" Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: K… more
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Water Bottle From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(427 days old)
How to avoid: Check on the bottom of the bottle there is a triangle sign and there will be a number on it. If the number is higher than or equal to 5 –> then this bottle is safe to use. … more
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One Liners From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(428 days old)
[from fwd emails][1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.[3] Marriage is a relationship in whi… more
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"CHROME"..the Google Browser From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(445 days old)
I am a 'Googlian' :>>. Anything from Google...I take it to be good. I was surprised to see an exclusive browser from google called CHROME for I always thought FIREFOX and GOOGLE complimented … more
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ALL FOR A 'LITRE' From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(613 days old)
Cost of Fuel gone up? Don't feel so bad! Over the weekend, I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike. But the… more
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....AM...BUSH..ED From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(613 days old)
While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Indian President Abdul Kalam.He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent peopl… more
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For ever TRUE From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(621 days old)
U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband And the one u loved becomes the password of your "email id" --------------- There's only one perfect child in the… more
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Women's day...better LATE than be NEVER From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(621 days old)
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the co… more
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Medicare at its best ? From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(621 days old)
+ MEDICARE + The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. … more
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Got Lemons...ask for Tequila & Salt and call me over !! From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(622 days old)
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where you could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you … more
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Have you updated your Windows XP with SP3 ? From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(624 days old)
No Blues or rather no blue screens ! One of the easiest ways of having a tension free experience with your computer system is to install the latest updates for the Operating Software like Windows X… more
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Oh..Father !! From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(624 days old)
Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is … more
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BILL opens the GATES From
bjaypee
in from the heart
(624 days old)
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things t… more